I like fishing for boobs. We all do. And guys, I've come up with a plan for you to get your hands on some. All you need to do is go to a women's underwear store, hide behind a stash/pile/display/whatever of bras, stick your hands out, and wait for someone to try out "The Hand Bra":
This has never failed me.
And if you didn't know, 2012 has been declared as the Breast Awareness Year. I'll be doing my part, as a womanitarian, by conducting surprise check ups.
Let them know they have breasts.
Speaking of breasts, I like them. What I don't like is a woman who's tired of sweat during summers. Especially boob-sweat. To solve this problem, I have invented a bra to cool everything down. It's padded with coolants to keep the mammary glands at a low temperature.
Not only will women find this helpful, but guys will thank me for this too. If you've seen them cold, you'll get the point(s).