it's not sex; it's violent cuddling

This is what I did on the second day of Eid. I went out. Yay!
And now you know what a date with me would be like.





Sexy sweater, yeah?

During the holidays I realized something. I don't know if anyone else has ever thought of it before. If you're listening to songs, earphones plugged and everything, and you fart, people don't don't accuse you or even look at you. Just act like there are earphones in your nose, like you can't smell anything and everyone will be like, "It can't be him. He's listening to songs. It must have been me then."
This is uber coolness.

just..had..to..post..this..

From Fb. Some uber awesome group.

bored?

Google is funny.

I love my shampoo, Flex Revlon. It turns me on. The smell is woah. Really.

this is epic

ultimate seduction

I.

do you have a dog house?

Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"

New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right."

New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again."

New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."
Neighbor 1: "Correct."

New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
Neighbor 1: "Yup"

New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."
Neighbor 1: "Cool."

~Later that same day~

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door."
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job."
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No."

Neighbor 1: "You Bloody Homo!!!"

witty title

Abdullah: they found water on the moon
Abdullah: they might build some space station there
..Jesus : i'm guessing if google put up a picture in honour of the "anniversary" of that, they discovered water on the moon quite a few years ago
Abdullah: Nahin. They discovered it today.
Abdullah: Didn't they? o.O
..Jesus : oh it says discovery of water on the moon
Abdullah: yeah.
..Jesus : i tought it said anniversary in there somewhere
Abdullah: They found 24 gallons.
Abdullah: Chawal log.
..Jesus : hmm that'll last a whole month for me.. imagine how awesome life would be there
Abdullah: You could have your own 24 gallon pool there.
..Jesus : yeah, and the moon would have just the right temperature for swimming too..
Abdullah: yeah but how would you dry your clothes? they haven't discovered wind there yet.
..Jesus : are you dumb?
..Jesus : who's telling you to live on the dark side of the moon
..Jesus : you can go to the "unflitered radiation sunlight enclosure"
Abdullah: it's not dark. it's just the ghetto region.
..Jesus : tru' dat, hoe!