If you're a guy and you've injured yourself so badly you might not live, start touching yourself in a very sexual manner. This will cause an erection. The blood will start flowing towards the penis and away from the wound. Hence, the bleeding will stop and you'll feel good. As long as you don't get help, try to keep yourself aroused.
Keep in mind:
- A premature ejaculation in this scenario will get you killed.
- The amount of blood pulled is directly proportional to the size of the penis. This is a situation where the size does matter.
If you're a girl, use a tampon.
Share this around; it might save a life one day.
48 believe i'm awesome:
Tampons yaar, I shall forever be amazed by this creation.
Blogger would destroy this blog if I told you how I came up with this. :(
buhahahahahaha, funny!
and this new commenting system is so slick
The amount of blood pulled is directly proportional to the size of the penis. :p
Aww cmon. That's the shortcut to complete Dehydration...
u know u do have a point... but that premature ejaculation thingy... this can really confuse someone and he may end up dead anyways:D why dont u guys have a demo...:P among urself to see if this really works! u got to have tried it once to preach it!
hahahaahahahah demo, dodi, its on. :P
bohat khoob Abdullah Tariq, bohat khoob.
I love the animation :D
THIS CAN SAVE YOU. Trust me!
Nahin ji, it works! I'm a renowned scientist! I know my shit. :D
Bohot boobs, Talha, Bohot boobs.
THANKS.
Hahahaahahaha
WTF (hellos beautiful's wala) :D
again tu ne bohat upar level ki philosophy mari hai..doctron ko ye 1st aid me shamil karna chaheye..:D
<3
Kya pata shaid kar hi dain!
why the hell do women have it so easy? :P
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
Don't want to make things confusing for them. :(
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
No scientific proof for your theory Einstein.
Yaar Ramzan mein aise posts mat kiya karain aap na.
Your logic is... Indisputable.
Based on this theory, scientists are now testing a drug suited for high pressure situiations where self arousal is difficult, to prevent men from bleeding to death and live longer.
This is science!
Yaar, zindagi nahin bachani?
Shukriya!
NURSES SHOULD BE SEXIER.
do the teeth go haywire like that in reality as well?
Haha. God. Size matters everywhere. Doesn't it?
Nahin, this guy's just really talented.
Not everywhere.
He looks like he's in more pain than before. Faida, phir. 1122 ko phone kerlay.
LOL epic. win.
Nahin na, tab uss nay mairi baat par amal nahin kiya tha.
Paindu hain aap.
I KNOW! THANKS!
:(
I SECOND YOU :) Ganda abdullah!
Like Robin Williams put it - God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. No wonder the brain stops working. Do you want these poor men to be brain dead Abdullah? Such a sadist you are!
Some logic that is O.O
It's okay. I understand.
Shareef sa houn main!
We use a different head to think. It's down there. So it works both way.
I KNOW D:
Well that was.. thoughtful.
You're welcome.
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