8/3/11

what we need. what we have.










Last but not least..

P.S. Changed the comment-system thing. Now you can use your Facebook/Twitter/Google to comment! It'll make stalking easier for me.

119 believe i'm awesome:

Saba Tahir said...

aaaahh... good one! xD

Maryam Aftab said...

I like that pooranay zamanay ka nokia (because it has that snake game).

Batool Abid said...

Best hai :D

nostalgic.essence said...

Hahaha. Loved the zardaari wala comment :p so effin true!
Hey, how to get this comment widget thingie?

Abdullah Tariq said...

THANKS!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Wou tou main houn!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Oooer. You posted a picture of yourself!

www.disqus.com
Just follow the widget wali installation guide! If it doesn't help, let me know.

Abdullah Tariq said...

Khud ho gi pooranay zamanay ka nokia.

Arham Tausif said...

Jesse Jane. Hayeeee.

Mehwish Zuberi said...

Kitne economically biased ho aap. Not everybody has an LCD, an Android, an xbox etc etc.

JK JK, Good post. I just wanted to be critical to appear cool. -_-

Red Handed said...

aHH THIS IS LIKE DEBIT CREDit system type. dont know why i thought of ti that way!
Nice one miss!

Meher Manda said...

I want one of those phones to be cool. :(

Osman said...

Good music and retards was the best.

Hareem Tayyab said...

what I need is what I have .

Abdullah Tariq said...

Aap LUMS ja kay daikhain. -__-
No.

Abdullah Tariq said...

What?!
I'm a guy!

Abdullah Tariq said...

My phone's cool!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Me?

Abdullah Tariq said...

Poori Pirates. Mmhm.

Abdullah Tariq said...

Pirates is okay too.

~Raindrops said...

wowww

The Sorceress said...

Ooooooo Retards!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Thank you!

Abdullah Tariq said...

No. You hate men.

ME said...

ooooo. interesting. 

Furree Katt said...

i really like your blog banner!

Antara Anand said...

Retards. :P

quartertoinsane said...

i was looking for part 2 of that...

Greeshma Gireesh said...

Tomorrow is Thursday, retards! :P 

Greeshma Gireesh said...

Miss? xD

Y said...

Sweet post. 

Abdullah Tariq said...

Thank you! 

Abdullah Tariq said...

Found it on the internet.

Abdullah Tariq said...

You both are retards.

Abdullah Tariq said...

I can't think that much! :(

Abdullah Tariq said...

Thanks, Y.

BoogieMonsterMan said...

Whattan intelligent

Abdullah Tariq said...

Shukriya.

Asif Iqbal said...

Dude. You are so hilarious, and many awesomely true things you've mentioned up there. Especially about morning wood LOLOL. But seriously, rad post.

Forced Meditation said...

DUCKLING, IM BACK!! Do you remember me? I remember you. Oh yeah. Yes I do. My my. You've grown so much. Oh yes you have.

Abdullah Tariq said...

Of course I remember you! Welcome back, man! 

Abdullah Tariq said...

Always wondered about morning dew..

Mishi said...

lol...I dont have a cool phone..what to do? 
nice retard page..haha kidding...you have a nice page;-)

M Dawson said...

You do crack me up every now and then. Good stuff.

Abdullah Tariq said...

oOoooOoOoooOOOooooo!

Thanks!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Why did you have to come all the way down here to comment? :(
Thank you so much for reading!

HIJIBIJBIJ said...

hmmm...indeed...

Abdullah Tariq said...

Still waiting for your email!

Anas Shafqat said...

Great post! :D I'm glad I dropped by!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Thanks, man!

HIJIBIJBIJ said...

for what??

Maria Zee said...

Lol!!! Great! Dude your blogs are way awesome than the comics!! Nothing against the comics, though. You just seem like a guy who can get away well with verbosity. (though the above post begs to differ!)

P.S. I cant seem to find the link to share this on Google. Enlighten me, would ya?

Abdullah Tariq said...

I understand. I don't know why I make comics.. But then I don't know why I write either. I don't know why I do anything at all, and I'm not being sarcastic!
Thanks a lot for reading! This post, like all others, was meant to be much shorter.

You mean, the +1 button? I'll have to Google it.

Maria Zee said...

Oh you seem offended!! =(
You should know you're the only Paki Blogger I read ! =( (Not that you need me to, what with 1500 + people tuning into your words daily!) 

AnYways.. yeah the +1 button!! Not a facebook-er me! So, would really appreciate if you add that button in with the rest too!!

Keep up the words!! =)

Abdullah Tariq said...

NooOoooooOo! Why would I be offended? I really liked your comment. Promise. Pinky promise.
1500+ visits daily? Sigh. I wish.

It shall be done!

Abdullah Tariq said...

DONE.

Maria Zee said...

Thank ye! Tum best ho! =D

Maria Zee said...

Oh okay great!
and yes indeed you shall make it more!! Good luck!! 

Abdullah Tariq said...

You make me blush!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Thank you, woman! I hope I do.

Maria Zee said...

Woman? =(  Ah. *heart breaks*

Maria Zee said...

You made me OLD! 

Abdullah Tariq said...

But I like women.
:(

Abdullah Tariq said...

I don't think this comment box thing can get any smaller! This is stupid!!!

But no, I like women.

Abdullah Tariq said...

Oooh. Changed the whole threading thing.

Maria Zee said...

Hahaha yeah.. its like I am reading Chinese.. only English. Makes sense? =p
Wow I sound like your blogs. Interesting.

Yeah well, you don't know women well then. They don't like being called "Woman". At any age. There you go. Woman 101 for you. Go rejoice!

Maria Zee said...

But I don't like being called a woman! =( Who does?

Maria Zee said...

Betta'! You're getting good!

Abdullah Tariq said...

I fixed it. Everything's flat now.
Fine! I'll call you a lady. Happy now?!

Maria Zee said...

Yeshh. You made my day! 

Abdullah Tariq said...

69 comments. Not good.
Y u no use email address?!

Maria Zee said...

There are actually 66. But you just HAD to go with 69, didn't you? Couldn't resist, right? Tsk.

Waats u mean by email address? 

Abdullah Tariq said...

72 comments! This comment thing is as slow as a girl.
ANYTHING TO STALK YOU.

Maria Zee said...

15 Comments you mean. Rest are your replies. Jeez. Look at you. Narcissistic, much?

Abdullah Tariq said...

Did you just count the number of comments?! Pfft.. Nothing-to-do-lady-you!

Maria Zee said...

Yes I got that bit. Pfft. You don't know how to stalk w/o email id's? Bachay. Baby. Aww.

Abdullah Tariq said...

There's Yahoo. It confuses me.
And I'm a MAN, woman.

Maria Zee said...

You're one to talk! +1 button anYone? Improving the comment threads anYone? Jeez. After one poor reader. (READ SINGLE)

Abdullah Tariq said...

You're confusing me. X( X(

Maria Zee said...

My bad, manBoy. Apologies.

Oh yeah me donts likes yahoo. I don't know how your blog fixed me up with it. Blame your blog. Why doesn't it let me sign in via Google?
Bad blog. Bad.

Abdullah Tariq said...

Log out first! Or something! There's a G+ wali option too, noob.

Maria Zee said...

Well that's a first! =D
Maria 1
Abdullah 0

Abdullah Tariq said...

No. Women confuse me.

Maria Zee said...

Wow why didn't I think of it before?
Pfft. It only lets me +1 it to my G+ account. As I already did. Ages ago. If you haven't noticed yet. LOOK! UP. THERE! SEE! yeah. That's me.

Abdullah Tariq said...

It doesn't link me to your profile, noob-woman!

Maria Zee said...

They should! They were created to do so! Don't you read?

Abdullah Tariq said...

I don't. Reading is boring. Internet ruined everything for me.
I meant, there's a Google wali option too.

Maria Zee said...

Well it's Google then. It doesn't want you to follow me. *sigh*

I'll Google how to solve this issue tonight! (Whattay way to spend Ramadan nights)But oh well, anYthing to put a smile on manBoy! 

Would ya stop calling me a noob-woman, now! That's such an oxymoron!

Abdullah Tariq said...

You just don't want me to. It's okay. I understand! 
No. It's too late. My heart is broken.

You're right, woman-lady.

Maria Zee said...

You should read!! =O

Yes. For sharing. Not commenting. Haha. Leave it, manBoy. You are not destined to follow me. Alas.It's written!

Abdullah Tariq said...

This is all so sudden. I'm having trouble breathing!

Maria Zee said...

Aww. I had the power to break it?
Me Gaads! I didn't know!

Oh puhleez. I thought guys have their own way of stalking. If you really cared, you would've found out all about me by now, to the teensy detail about the cell phone connection I own! Tsk. Koshish hi nahi ki! =(

Abdullah Tariq said...

Main shareef sa insaan houn! Facebook bhi nahin hai, G+ bhi use nahin karta, aur abhi tak hacking bhi nahin seekhi! 
KUCH NAHIN ATA MUJHAY!

Maria Zee said...

Is ok. It happens. *pat pat*
We could still be friends? 

Maria Zee said...

Sahi.

Aur yeh mere daddy haina?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002422068188
http://www.facebook.com/ekstuhseei

Abdullah Tariq said...

I hope so. That would be lovely.

Maria Zee said...

Lovely. Hahah. Wow. Thanks, Rita. 

Abdullah Tariq said...

That's not my actual account. I deactivated it. 
Yeh wala sirf page kay liye hai. :l

Maria Zee said...

LOOK! YOUR POST IS ABOUT TO MAKE 100 COMMENTS!! ALL COZ OF ME ME ME ME ME!!

Abdullah Tariq said...

No. 15 comments. 85 replies.
Your woman-lady logic!

Maria Zee said...

Oh ok. Sorry yaar. Ub rona mat? OK? Happy happy?

Abdullah Tariq said...

Sad kar diya.

Maria Zee said...

Who CARES? Do you think people actually read other peoples comments? Umm, no.
For all they know, you got 100 comments on your post! Well done!
PAAAAAARTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! =D

Maria Zee said...

Nah kero. ='(

Abdullah Tariq said...

Aur 190 pageviews bhi! WAH!

Abdullah Tariq said...

Ab ho gya houn.

Maria Zee said...

Oh ermm, that would be me.
I have to refresh the page to see your replies.
Aww. Baby ka balloon phir phut? 

Abdullah Tariq said...

I have to refresh it too. And it's all YOUR fault! It could have been so much easier. But nooo.

Maria Zee said...

Awww don't be!! Look! You're loved! by only your mum, perhaps! but still! LOVED! Ub na shukeri na kero!

Maria Zee said...

HOW?? TELL ME! Omg it's soooo irritating refreshing it! Seriously! Temme!

Abdullah Tariq said...

-____-
Email me or something?

Acetyl Choline said...

I like the straw-like lips.

Maria Zee said...

Where? Here? How? Why? Can't you tell me here? Is it a secret?

Abdullah Tariq said...

You won't have to refresh if you email me, noob!

Maria Zee said...

Point.
I.d bol.

Abdullah Tariq said...

abdullahtariq91@gmail.com

Maria Zee said...

dunzo!

R said...

(Y)

Awesome said...

Mainay tumhay punch karna hai.

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