Ever wondered what it would be like waking up as a random guy one day? I have. I think it would be gross. Contrary to popular belief, using his toothbrush on his(my) teeth would be the least disgusting.
You know how every guy's ego is in his pants. That's what I'd do first: Compare. The result would change how I view the person forever. See, all men lie about the size and they use the formula: (actual length in inches) + (rounding up an inch) + (human error [incorrect viewing angle usually adds another inch]) + (another inch because of wrong measurement technique). Here's a formula for a good estimate: 6 inches.
I've also thought about how awkward self-pleasure would be. It'd be like giving a hand-job to a total stranger. Also, using the toilet and wiping someone else's ass? And then realizing how uncomfortable your(his) tongue is in your(his) mouth.
But why think about waking up as a guy when I can totally fantasize about waking up as Katy Perry in bed with Lady Gaga. That would be awesome.
20 believe i'm awesome:
Katy Perry I get. But Gaga? Nasty.
:) you are one hell of a funny blogger :D I liked the cartoon, and I am here ;)
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But why Gaga?! Gandi hai woh. And besides that, I missed reading your blog! :)
Please. Gaga nai. You don't want a scared Katy.
Y u no on facebook.
THEY SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS
She's hot! :(
Ooo. Let me stalk and leave perverted comments everywhere!
GAGA IS HOT. And can get VERY kinky in bed.
I'm sorry I'm a Katy Perry who likes to explore and experiment.
Because! Yes.
You can always email or something if it's important. I HATE Facebook. Sorta.
A porno!
Abdullah, why? Btw nice doodle.
Lady Gaga is awezum.
BECAUSE SHE'S HOT.
I KNOW, RIGHT.
Haha, I LOVE KATY. SO HOT.
I KNOWWWW! <3
Can't be so sure if Gaga really is kinky in bed :/ maybe she's all crazy outfits and shit. Why not Beyonce? :P
She's too.. No!
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