I like fishing for boobs. We all do. And guys, I've come up with a plan for you to get your hands on some. All you need to do is go to a women's underwear store, hide behind a stash/pile/display/whatever of bras, stick your hands out, and wait for someone to try out "The Hand Bra":
Not only will women find this helpful, but guys will thank me for this too. If you've seen them cold, you'll get the point(s).
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| This has never failed me. |
And if you didn't know, 2012 has been declared as the Breast Awareness Year. I'll be doing my part, as a womanitarian, by conducting surprise check ups.
Let them know they have breasts.
Speaking of breasts, I like them. What I don't like is a woman who's tired of sweat during summers. Especially boob-sweat. To solve this problem, I have invented a bra to cool everything down. It's padded with coolants to keep the mammary glands at a low temperature.
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| The CyroBra |
Not only will women find this helpful, but guys will thank me for this too. If you've seen them cold, you'll get the point(s).
7 believe i'm awesome:
Salute!
THANK YOU.
Hahahahahahaha. Nothing beats you.
I like the idea of The CyroBra.
I wouldn't mind a CyroBra during Indian Summers. Sigh.
You should measure individual CyroBras with your hands. All the girls will line up.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1208335,00.html
It's a tragedy in America, as well as the UK.
Your intended puns make my day!
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